Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
With everybody having a Facebook and a Twitter, I feel like regular people consider themselves stars. It's a live, real-time upload of… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians a lot of times we're on the road, we're by our self. We come home to New York to our empty… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm pretty careful about the things I say ahead of time. I'm thoughtful about not going too far. The only thing you… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was the kid who always hung back and then dropped the jokes when you least expected it. Timing was everything. My… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
