Quote by Jeff Ross Download Open image “You ever had your heart broken, Larry? What was his name?” — Jeff Ross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“One night when I got in from work a bit late, 'cause it was really nice weather and everyone wants to take the punts… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
Larry Hagman was my best friend for 35 years. He was the Pied Piper of life and brought joy to everyone he knew. — Linda Gray Copy Share Image
“I like everything about you, Larry. I like the way you look and how you’re so clever, and I like it when we laugh… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
I'm not a Larry David. I don't have a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' and a 'Seinfeld' in me. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
Check it out. I got a new name tag today." He unclipped it and held it out toward me. I looked at it. "A.… — Elizabeth Scott Copy Share Image
I cursed [Larry Merchant] out once, and I told him that he was a phony. — Larry Holmes Copy Share Image
Larry Hagman was a huge star, and he was carrying my stuff for me. — Christopher Atkins Copy Share Image
Do you remember when you broke my heart? well I found the guy who knows how to fix it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I got Larry to pose for me first off. It took awhile before I got any sketches done, though, ’cause every time he got… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
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