People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops,… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
With everybody having a Facebook and a Twitter, I feel like regular people consider themselves stars. It's a live, real-time upload of… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians a lot of times we're on the road, we're by our self. We come home to New York to our empty… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I think comics should test people, I think it's our job to go too far. That way we know as a society… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Could you imagine me and the roasters taking on the GOP field? It would be the greatest show ever. Prove that you… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I don't think it's unfair to have writers. I think if you're going to do a roast on television, as if you… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Most people, when they think of an insult, they keep it to themselves. But you wouldn't believe the things people say on… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Sometimes during my set I invite volunteers up on stage to get speed-roasted and I'm worried that I may have hundreds of… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Life has to keep going, so you can either be a victim the rest of your life and let it drag you… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
It really bothers me when some people say that all cops are racist. Of course that's not true. Most of you are… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I've always liked cops, as much as you can like a group of people, you know? Sure, I've been hassled, but I'm… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
When I see something that's sensitive, I go, 'You've got to put that out there.' You need to keep the dialogue going… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People love to see public figures get taken down a notch, and by the same token, everyone loves to be the center… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are not afraid to be very direct with police. And I think that's part of the problem is that people are… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
