There are few things I like more than to see old people twinkling. A shopping centre I frequent has Tea Dance Tuesdays… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Stand-up on the telly is one thing, but seeing it live is something else. There are brilliant comedians playing to rooms above… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Sorry, I love the internet. Since I got my cats, I don't look at clips so much. Like a teenage boy with… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
My natural way is when I'm live; I'm like that in natural conversation as well, a bit filthy. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Pretty much every comic that you see live is going to be slighter ruder, slightly darker and slightly more scary. But there… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
You'd expect the third time you do Live at the Apollo to be easier, easier peasier, a doddle. Like riding a bike.… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I got married at 22, which, at the time, didn't seem young. I don't regret it because you can only make the… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'd hate to live where people knew my history. I love familiarity on holiday but not at home, as I'm sure my… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I try to cover three food groups at breakfast. I see that as a licence to eat rubbish for the rest of the day.… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
People always say that you shouldn't read reviews at all, or if you do then believe both the good and the bad ones. I… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
The way it works in my family is as follows: they first loosen their grip at 16 when you are encouraged to get a… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
You can't nap with just anyone. It's weird. I can honestly say I've only napped with six people. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm always a bit late, but I don't mind that, because it means that whoever I'm meeting is already there. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I think life is full of moments. And it's important to remember those moments. Take a mental snapshot if you can. For me, they… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I don't have a telly in my bedroom. I think the bedroom should be saved for more appropriate things, like sleeping, eating biscuits, sorting… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
One thing Aussie telly does well is slightly different versions of programmes we've made. The trailers for 'Celebrity Splash' prove they don't just pick… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
