People always say that you shouldn't read reviews at all, or if you do then believe both the good and the bad… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
You can't nap with just anyone. It's weird. I can honestly say I've only napped with six people. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that being skinny is the happy ending, and it's not. Being happy is the happy ending. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I've just realised that I lean towards telly that features people of a similar age to me. That's a bit weird, isn't… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
When you look out at somewhere like Hammersmith Apollo and all those people have come just to see you on that night,… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
For people who've never seen me before, some of my material is quite a surprise. I look like your sister or neighbour,… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm very protective of my material. And you have to be, because it's very easy for people just to steal jokes. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I've written four jokes ever about cakes. But because they were show jokes, they were on the telly a lot. And everywhere… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of 'Glee'. Every episode I watch makes me that much happier, and I think it should be obligatory… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I try to cover three food groups at breakfast. I see that as a licence to eat rubbish for the rest of the day.… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
People always say that you shouldn't read reviews at all, or if you do then believe both the good and the bad ones. I… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
The way it works in my family is as follows: they first loosen their grip at 16 when you are encouraged to get a… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
You can't nap with just anyone. It's weird. I can honestly say I've only napped with six people. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm always a bit late, but I don't mind that, because it means that whoever I'm meeting is already there. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I think life is full of moments. And it's important to remember those moments. Take a mental snapshot if you can. For me, they… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I don't have a telly in my bedroom. I think the bedroom should be saved for more appropriate things, like sleeping, eating biscuits, sorting… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
One thing Aussie telly does well is slightly different versions of programmes we've made. The trailers for 'Celebrity Splash' prove they don't just pick… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
