Live Quote by Sarah Millican

I think a lot of the bells and whistles that become available to you would be impossible to resist for some people, so it's…

— Adrian Tomine

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people…

— Tracey Ullman

If you're going to take a risk as a comic, make sure it's surrounded by other things that you're certain are funny.

— Fred Willard

Bullying new comics at open mic nights? NOT ON MY WATCH!

— Papa CJ

There is no decision to be more or less comic. I don't feel more or less humorous in my day-to-day. These things are accidental.

— Alexis Taylor

There are comics who choose to be controversial, and people have to make a judgment call. You either watch it or you don't. It's…

— Lenny Henry

Every comic will tell you that a lot of crowds play differently to different social commentary. Some people are really uptight about stuff like…

— Andrew Santino

There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and talk exactly…

— Bo Burnham

I don't care about offending people. That just doesn't excite me. There are some comics that love it and they love pushing the boundaries…

— Nate Bargatze

I'm not a mean comic, I don't want to turn anybody off - I just want to give a point of view or my…

— Gary Owens

Ive always been one of those comics who doesnt say much on panel shows because Im terrified of saying the wrong thing or offending…

— Paul Sinha

Just make the comics you want to see, and people will notice.

— Noelle Stevenson