Give Quote by Wendy Liebman

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just…

— Steven Wright

I'm very protective of my material. And you have to be, because it's very easy for people just to steal jokes.

— Sarah Millican

When I first started on Twitter, a relative asked, 'Aren't you concerned with giving away your jokes?' I don't think of it that way.…

— Julie Klausner

I think I am someone who is very interested in structure and different ways of delivering jokes.

— Raphael Bob-Waksberg

I don't take jokes from other people. It's really not cool to steal jokes from anybody. It's not cool to steal anything from anybody.…

— Brian Regan

People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.

— Carmen Electra

People ask me to tell a joke or entertain at a benefit or something, and they are really surprised when I tell them that's…

— Demond Wilson

Somebody will occasionally give me a line or a tag or something like that. It's rare that someone will give me a whole joke…

— Josh Blue

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

— Matt LeBlanc

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked…

— Aziz Ansari

Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no…

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with…

— John Hodgman