After Quote by Aziz Ansari

After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked…

— Aziz Ansari

I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to…

— Chris Rock

I have, like, two and a half years of failed jokes that I know I wouldn't repeat, but I certainly have no comprehension of…

— Taran Killam

Once you do a joke and it works it's only good for so long, like shooting fish in a barrel.

— Bill Burr

I make jokes all the time. I have a different type of sense of humor.

— Uriah Hall

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things…

— Demetri Martin

Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.

— Dave Attell

I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or…

— Bill Burr

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it…

— Judd Apatow

What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a…

— Howard Dean

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then…

— Zach Galifianakis

You can't always be 100-percent positive that a joke will work, so you've just got to try it. Fortunately, if one new joke doesn't…

— Doug Benson