Couple Quote by Dave Attell Download Open image “Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.” — Dave Attell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Couple First Firsts Hard Ifs Joke Jokes Minutes Sometimes Tell Working
Sometimes a joke that's not working is just as hilarious as one that does. — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In a live show, the reaction to our jokes is instant. You know immediately whether the joke is working or not. — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different variations of… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Humor has the tendency to be funny once. If I tell you a joke, we're going to have a big laugh. But the second… — Marcel Wanders Copy Share Image
Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time… — Alex Winter Copy Share Image
Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes.… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had? — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I read a couple of books about neuroscience and the relationship between the mind and the body. — Joel Kinnaman Copy Share Image
Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a couple; sometimes weeks and months would go by before… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a couple of decades you have half of the wells that are drilled right now, and you're talking about numbers in the millions… — Josh Fox Copy Share Image
As you'll never hear the thing again, my boy, why not throw in a couple of brass bands? — Thomas Beecham Copy Share Image
There are bands that I am friends with, who will invite me up on stage. Like Les Savy Fav, who have had me on… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
After I finished college, I got a job on Wall Street as a derivatives trader, but after a couple years of it, I was… — Philipp Meyer Copy Share Image
I took guitar lessons and recorded the song in New York. It was kind of a dream. I got to pretend I was a… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I met Tyler Perry and we did 'House of Payne' and a movie. We've done a couple other films since then, but it all… — Lance Gross Copy Share Image
For me to even be talking about bikini confidence is crazy. If you had asked me a couple of months ago, I probably would… — Jordin Sparks Copy Share Image
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