Funny Quote by Carlos Mencia Download Open image “When I tell a joke, I immediately know whether it's funny or not.” — Carlos Mencia ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Joke Know Tell Whether
I always say, if I tell you a joke right now and it's funny, you laugh. Now, we set the lights, and I tell… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
Humor has the tendency to be funny once. If I tell you a joke, we're going to have a big laugh. But the second… — Marcel Wanders Copy Share Image
I can tell how honest a joke is or how true a joke is by how fast the laughs come. — Michael Che Copy Share Image
A joke is either funny or it's not funny. If I hear a funny joke, you know what I do? I laugh, that's what… — Alonzo Bodden Copy Share Image
I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing. — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them… — Sayed Kashua Copy Share Image
I guess I tell jokes a lot, but I'm not really that sure because sometimes they don't laugh, and they just stare at me… — Naomi Osaka Copy Share Image
If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes. — Cristela Alonzo Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I was angry. I was boisterous and loud. I was on top of the mountain, screaming at everybody, 'Look at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
