I'm a teacher and a philosopher by nature... In the end, I'm trying to teach people to live a better life. And… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When I'm onstage, I'm on, but a different part of me is on: the part of me that absorbs life, sees everything… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I grew up poor. The fact that I had to struggle to succeed, that wasn't a big deal to me. I'd struggled… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When you have a TV show, and you're selling out 10,000 seats or whatever the hell it is, it's not that it… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I am living in a world where I am happy and doing what I love and making others happy. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I was angry. I was boisterous and loud. I was on top of the mountain, screaming at everybody, 'Look at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
