You know what, I stopped doing 'Mind of Mencia' because it got hard, and there was a lot of fighting, and it… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I have been recording every single one of my shows since 1994. Every single joke I've ever done is on a hard… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, my career is not going to be judged by one or two or three moments in… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The cool thing about going to Vegas is that it's kind of like visiting a bunch of cities all at one time.… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The word 'epiphany' gets thrown around, but truly, the first time I stepped on stage, I had that moment of clarity. I… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I've dated many women at the same time. But I told them. I didn't keep any secrets from them. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Shows I've done in war zones are the greatest. The first time I was in Iraq, I kid you not, I felt… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't want to spend my time thinking about somebody else, I want to spend my time just being me and embracing… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I was angry. I was boisterous and loud. I was on top of the mountain, screaming at everybody, 'Look at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I've gotten in trouble with every race you can imagine. They say, 'I can't believe you talked about this - you're racist.' And I… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
