I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble… — Nick Thune Causes Copy Share Image
I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's… — Nick Thune Care Copy Share Image
I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have… — Nick Thune Arrangements Copy Share Image
People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter. — Nick Thune 140 character Copy Share Image
There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me… — Nick Thune Being funny Copy Share Image
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within… — Nick Thune Changed Copy Share Image
You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It… — Nick Thune Blogs Copy Share Image
The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating. — Nick Thune Roommate Copy Share Image
Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes? — Nick Thune Blind Copy Share Image
In my senior year of high school, I was working at a dealership washing cars. For some reason, I asked them to… — Nick Thune Boss Copy Share Image
