Roommate Quote by Nick Thune Download Open image “The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.” — Nick Thune ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Roommate
Never been more embarrassed than the time I walked in on a co-worker while I was masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry Birds or… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
And just when you thought you were the coolest person in the room, I walked in. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It was one of those days when every time I went to go out the door, something grabbed me in the back of the… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
And then I got to my feet and stumbled toward the door again. And got halfway there before I realized I was naked. Of… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you walk into a room and you completely forgot what you were doing in there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little, I fell in the toilet and somebody had to come get me out. I was really embarrassed because I was… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs,… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't want to come out of your room because there are strangers in your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Then came nights when, lying awake beside my final wife, I would spend too much time putting my finger on what was wrong. I… — Gary Lutz Copy Share Image
This was when I was at my friends house but my friend went downstairs whilst I took this pic of me xxx — AnGeL XX Copy Share Image
I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble across a… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
I don't know if people really care about my opinion on things or how I come up with things, and maybe that's an insecurity… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter. — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes.… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
You need to update your blog a couple of times a week. You need to post a Twitter here and there. It feels so… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
Wouldn't the world be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes? — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
In my senior year of high school, I was working at a dealership washing cars. For some reason, I asked them to give me… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother - a Holocaust… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school. — Barbara Dana Copy Share Image
I produced a play in New York that got nominated for an Outer Critics Circle Award for Best American Play.The play is called Stalking… — Adam Richman Copy Share Image
When people ask me what I miss most about the game, it's being in the locker room and getting to know the guys. Back… — Earl Monroe Copy Share Image
From what my friends tell me, apparently some guys can be pretty intimidated by me when they find out what I do. I find… — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
Every player had a roommate for out-of-town games, so I had to slip into the bathroom early each morning and secretly take my insulin… — Ron Santo Copy Share Image
I don't actually have cable. I watch TV, but only shows that I buy on DVD. As a result my TV rage factor is… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was just looking… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
My one-time roommate Claire had inherited the house from her uncle, and when she went off to bigger and better things, she’d left it… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
I guess it's hard, being apart all the time." "It really is. If Lucas were still here, everything would be different." Vic's smile turned… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
I was always a fan but me and Kevin Pattero, he was a friend of mine who trained for the Olympic games in 1972 … — Ric Flair Copy Share Image
