I was, uh, masturbating. - me when I don't want to admit I was in the bathroom for 30 minutes playing Angry… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When it comes to masturbating, my hand can be one of the biggest jerks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If your nose doesn't bleed after masturbating you fuckers are doing it wrong. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never been more embarrassed than the time I walked in on a co-worker while I was masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If no one has ever caught me masturbating, have I even masturbated at all? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
