Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “When it comes to masturbating, my hand can be one of the biggest jerks.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Even when I work with computers, with high technology, I always try to put in the touch of the hand. — Issey Miyake Copy Share Image
Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's it. Sometimes… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I think me having one hand made me work even harder than many other people. — Shaquem Griffin Copy Share Image
Actually, I think my hands are in the best shape they've ever been in terms of what I can do. — Andy Summers Copy Share Image
You have to make sure you're the best at whatever it is, and I pride myself on having good hands. — Davante Adams Copy Share Image
I love a hand that meets my own with a grasp that causes some sensation. — Samuel Osgood Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image