Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja

When it comes to masturbating, my hand can be one of the biggest jerks.

— Nikhil Saluja

Masturbation is great for the right arm

— Daron Malakian

Masturbation is good for the right arm.

— Daron Malakian

Just because the only way you can maintain control over your bodily passions is to sit straight in your chair, knees together, hands delicately…

— Orson Scott Card

Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's it. Sometimes…

— Jay Mohr

Sometimes I just wanted to raise my hands and stop. But stop what? Maybe just growing up.

— Patti Smith

I'm ambidextrous when I eat. But playing tennis right-handed - I can't do it. I'm clueless.

— Rafael Nadal

I've always said I don't mind facing any right-hander, period.

— John Smoltz

Sometimes you've got to do things you don't want to do. Doing the right thing is not always comfortable; it doesn't always feel good.

— Julius Peppers

Tell not your left hand what your right hand is doing.

— Anonymous

I always wanted to be ambidextrous, ever since I was a little girl. I wanted to be able to use both hands, and I…

— Holly Madison

I'm not sure I always feel like I'm in the seat. Sometimes I'm only holding on by one hand and flying out behind the…

— David Morse