Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “It's rude to look while I'm masturbating.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best. — Mart Crowley Copy Share Image
I don't care if it's rude to stare. You're cute. Therefore, I shall stare — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if its rude to stare, you're cute, therefore I shall stare . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to be a middle aged centerfold, I just want to look at myself naked and not be disgusted. — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by how nice… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're not enjoying yourself, you can't really look as if you are. — Glenn Tipton Copy Share Image
It is disconcerting looking at yourself as Mary Berry. It's bad enough looking at myself as myself. — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image