Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mom walking in on you looking at the Google homepage.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.

— John Mayer

My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times.

— Nikhil Saluja

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

— Roddy Piper

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

— Anonymous

I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

— Adam Carolla

I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it…

— Betty Dodson

I've done a lot of nudes and there's always a sexual charge.

— Judy Dater

If you dont do it, youll never know what would have happened if you had done it

— Ashleigh Brilliant

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

— Truman Capote

Many, many people have done a lot more sexual experimentation than I have.

— Erica Jong

Choosing not to masturbate is like owning a playground but never playing on it.

— Nikhil Saluja