Quote by Nikhil Saluja

Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate.

— Peter Griffin

Everyone thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

— Mason Cooley

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

— Truman Capote

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

— Anonymous

Life affords no higher pleasure than that of surmounting difficulties.

— Samuel Johnson

Often we have no choice about doing things, but we can always choose how to do them.

— Norman Vincent Peale

I learned from my parents that you have to get pleasure out of what you're doing, or don't do it.

— Douglas Tompkins

Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who...have already accepted as inevitable the wide…

— Quentin Crisp

Masturbation is our first and natural form of sexual activity and if that's inhibited or damaged, then we suffer for the rest of our…

— Betty Dodson

Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.

— Samuel Butler

If you don’t enjoy it, don’t do it. You must love what you do.

— Richard Branson