You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share Image
You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Change Copy Share Image
You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent — Due Date Copy Share Image
Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you… — Due Date Copy Share Image
I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your… — Due Date Money Copy Share Image
Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Jazz music Copy Share Image
Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it… — Due Date Copy Share Image
I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it was loaded. I'm so embaressed. Pull over.… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share Image
Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Yeah. Well, I was in stealth mode. Still got the scarf on my head and everything. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share Image
Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands crossed and… — Due Date Picture Of Yourself Copy Share Image
Let me talk to her. Do you have a hairdresser out west? I just go this perm and it needs some major… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Yeah, there's plenty of him still in here. Darryl, he made three cups of coffee, I think there's about eight cups of… — Due Date Copy Share Image
No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains were in the fucking coffee can! -Peter… — Due Date Dad Copy Share Image
Fine. But in the future when we're hanging out as buddies, if we get into a fight, don't got for my face!… — Due Date Life Copy Share Image
Okay guys, we need to get out there. Really need to get going. Paul what are you doing? You acted like a… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Sorry. I'm a deep sleeper, it's a condition. You know when they say; 'I think I can sleep through and earthquake.' Well,… — Due Date Job interview Copy Share Image
What about the dog? Does he have glycoma? Cause his eyes are glassy as fuck. -Border Security Guard — Due Date Border security Copy Share Image
You sound like Jason Bourne, man. You don't know where you're going, no ID. -Peter Highman — Due Date Jason Bourne Copy Share Image
What are you, my fucking boss? You make the hours here? I say we close, close in five minutes. I got reservation… — Due Date Copy Share Image
