Quote by Due Date Download Open image “You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman” — Due Date ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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The Ranger who trained me at the time was [American] Major Buck Kernan, who became Supreme Allied Commander. I hadn't spoken to him in… — Scott Raab Copy Share Image
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It was when I entered the military preparatory school and put on its uniform, that a feeling of strength came to me, as if… — Mustafa Kemal Ataturk Copy Share Image
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You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent — Due Date Copy Share Image
Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you closed it.… — Due Date Copy Share Image
I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name?… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share Image
Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes… — Due Date Copy Share Image
I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it was loaded. I'm so embaressed. Pull over. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share Image
Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share Image
Okay, you just look really official. And you know if I ask you if you're a cop, and you are cop, you have to… — Due Date Copy Share Image
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