Dad Quote by Due Date

You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman

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You better change yourself before you wreck yourself. -Ethan Tremblay

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You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent

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Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you closed it.…

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I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan…

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Dad, you were like a father to me.

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Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name?…

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Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay

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Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes…

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I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it was loaded. I'm so embaressed. Pull over. -Ethan Tremblay

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If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter

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Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman

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