Coffee Quote by D.D. Barant

“Here's how I'll tell you what I think—if you see white smoke then you know I picked a new pope. And if I'm drinking…

— Jason Jack Miller

“A grande caramel latte might wake me up and wash the Catholic from my mind.”

— Ellen J. Green

“I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey... and I hate coffee.”

— E.L. James

“So much death and no coffee to be had.”

— Daniel Woodrell

“If a boy can manage to have coffee with me during the apocalypse, I know he cares. There’s not a speck of doubt in…

— Caroline George

“It would be like murder; and where would I set my coffee?”

— Edward Abbey

“Am I a pretty pope?”

— Jimmy Fallon

“When I saw a murder taking place, I almost didn’t have time to make coffee before stopping it. But thank God I did, because…

— Jarod Kintz

“...the scent of overpriced coffee was like the armpit of God.”

— Charlie Jane Anders

“The Pope was such a fine little fella, you know.”

— Louis Armstrong

“See a storm. See a bad spanking. See your boy is ugly. Decide your boy is the pope. Blow the pope away with an…

— Amanda Boyden

“If I died tonight I think I would like to come back as your morning coffee. Just as strong and just as necessary.”

— Tyler Knott Gregson