“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for tattoos and STDs.” — D.D. Barant Tattoo Copy Share Image
“I talk better when I’m drinking coffee.” “Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder.” — D.D. Barant Coffee Copy Share Image
“I look over at him. He stares straight ahead. "So," I say. "Golem, huh?" "I prefer the term 'Mineral-American.” — D.D. Barant Humor Copy Share Image
“I've got a bad case of the 3:00 am guilts - you know, when you lie in bed awake and replay all… — D.D. Barant Depression Copy Share Image
“Get down!" Azura yells. I have the bizarre urge to yell back, "Get funky!" but fortunately that part of my brain isn't… — D.D. Barant Yells Copy Share Image
“What happens if I try to run?” I ask as the doors close. (jace) “I’ll stop you.” (charlie) “You don’t look too… — D.D. Barant Dying-bites Copy Share Image
“I take one day off," he says, "and you almost get yourself killed." "Almost being the operative word." "Killed being the operative… — D.D. Barant High school Copy Share Image
“I stare at him. "Gee, don't feel like you have to sugarcoat it or anything." "Some people need a cold dose of… — D.D. Barant Humor Copy Share Image
“How...how are you doing, Jace?' Holding on. Just barely. Charlie?' Charlie's tone is almost conversational. 'Kind of getting the urge to kill… — D.D. Barant Dying-bites Copy Share Image
“You might think that's selfish of me - and maybe it is - but I am a trained psychologist. No matter how… — D.D. Barant Change things Copy Share Image
“I'm in position." Charlie's voice, coming through my earpiece. "Wish I could say the same. All the blood's rushing to my head."… — D.D. Barant Charlie-aleph Copy Share Image
“If you think the planet and everything on it is here for your own personal use, then I guess the pain and… — D.D. Barant Life Copy Share Image
“Dr Adams was following my orders if you want to blame someone blame me -casius oh i do,I'm just so pissed i… — D.D. Barant Anger Copy Share Image
“I don't care if we're on our way to look at the dismembered corpse of the pope, I want coffee.” — D.D. Barant Coffee Copy Share Image
“My backup plan is to challenge Bearbreaker to single combat, defeat him, become Queen of the Zerkers and spend the rest of… — D.D. Barant Backup plan Copy Share Image
“We doing a traffic stop?" "Yeah. I have a reasonable suspicion that we're witnessing a violation of the law." "Which law?" "I'll… — D.D. Barant Charlie-aleph Copy Share Image
“I don't do romance, in the same way I don't do heroin Russian roulette, or nude alligator wrestling. I consider all of… — D.D. Barant Demeaning Copy Share Image
“Is that a scanning electron microscope? “This’ll do, pig, this’ll do,” I murmur. “Excuse me?” “Sorry. Film reference, wasn’t meant as an… — D.D. Barant Meant Insult Copy Share Image
“Wait", I say. "That's-you-what?" "That's what I love about working with you, Valchek. Your eloquence." "But -but- but-" "And your motorboat impressions."… — D.D. Barant Charlie-aleph Copy Share Image
“You can't do that kind of thing normally, but normal dumped without a note nearly a month ago. These days, I'll happily… — D.D. Barant Bridge Copy Share Image
“Paranoia is just the bastard child of fear and good sense." (Charlie) "Poor thing. Let's adopt it, give it a last name… — D.D. Barant Anxiety Copy Share Image
“To someone who’s been targeted and attacked, it’s actually more comforting to think they’ve done something wrong than to view it as… — D.D. Barant Attacked Copy Share Image
“Deep spirit scanning,” Eisfanger says. His voice has a strange resonance to it, like I’m hearing him through a bad phone connection.… — D.D. Barant Humor Copy Share Image
