Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands crossed and whatever name they want. -Lonnie — Due Date Copy Share Image
You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent — Due Date Copy Share
Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you closed it. That didn't reseal it! - Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share
I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share
Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name? -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share
Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes about thirty five minutes. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share
I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it was loaded. I'm so embaressed. Pull over. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share
Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share