My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
This morning my dad called me up and said, 'So, tonight's your last show, huh.' And I said, 'No, Dad, that's someone… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I didn't think it was going to be this fun. But everything just gets heightened when you have a baby. The volume… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
...Being a father is the most exciting, amazing thing that ever happened to me. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When you were a kid, it [work in IBM] seemed like an awesome job. I'd get to go to work and have… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Three of Donald Trump's kids have come forward to defend him, and called him 'an incredible dad and role model.' Donald was… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Father's Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it's the one day of the year that… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
![“When you were a kid, it [work in IBM] seemed like an awesome job. I'd get to go to work and have a briefcase. I loved how Dad wore a tie and got a car. I didn't know if all those things came together. I'd see my dad go off to work and we'd wait for him to come home, and we'd all be excited to see…” quote by Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8bb/jimmy-fallon-656_briefcases_when-you-were-a-kid-it-work-in-ibm-seeme_2331013.jpg)
