My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When NBC told me I got the job, I asked, 'Can we do it from New York?' There was just silence on… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The 'Tonight Show' didn't seem like an actual job that you could have. All you remember is you watched Johnny Carson, and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer?… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
According to a new study, the marijuana in Colorado is almost twice as strong as it was 20 years ago. Of course,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Senate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You've never had a job that you thought was secure. You don't think the Tonight Show is risk free. Especially when you… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Donald Trump announced that he's running for president. During his speech he told the crowd that if elected he would be 'the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A tell-all book by David Axelrod, one of President Obama's former strategists, reveals that Obama chose Joe Biden as his VP because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Barnes & Noble CEO William Lynch just announced that he is stepping down after three years. When asked if he's looking for… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Wearing shorts is a huge perk. I think it's probably one of the reasons people become mailmen. You also get to drive… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When you were a kid, it [work in IBM] seemed like an awesome job. I'd get to go to work and have… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A new survey found that 12 percent of parents punish their kids by banning social networking sites. The other 88 percent punish their kids… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put it, 'Thanks,… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
NASA is developing space taxis to shuttle astronauts to the International Space Station. And just like New York taxis, they're all going to be… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
After Donald Trump wrote Lindsey Graham's cellphone number on a piece of paper and showed it to everybody, Graham said he's getting a new… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday on CNN, Joe Biden said he hasn't made up his mind about whether he'll run for president in 2016. Which raises the question:… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
A clothing company is making T-shirts inspired by Bernie Sanders with messages like 'Feel the Bern.' They were gonna make them for Lincoln Chafee… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Arizona just became the 15th state to approve medical marijuana. So I give it three days before they stop caring about the whole immigration… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I became a Yankees fan for a few years. But now, I gotta say, I'm really rooting for the Red Sox. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather - because… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Yesterday, the Supreme Court spent over an hour listening to arguments on whether Obamacare is unconstitutional. Yeah, listening to arguments about Obamacare for an… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
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