Jobs Quotes by Jimmy Fallon

I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put…

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Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer?…

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Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is…

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When NBC told me I got the job, I asked, 'Can we do it from New York?' There was just silence on…

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Barnes & Noble CEO William Lynch just announced that he is stepping down after three years. When asked if he's looking for…

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The 'Tonight Show' didn't seem like an actual job that you could have. All you remember is you watched Johnny Carson, and…

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My dream was to grow up and get a job at IBM, like my dad. That seemed like a logical dream.

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President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs,…

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Wearing shorts is a huge perk. I think it's probably one of the reasons people become mailmen. You also get to drive…

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In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in…

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You've never had a job that you thought was secure. You don't think the Tonight Show is risk free. Especially when you…

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Senate Democrats blocked President Obama's trade bill yesterday because they're worried it could hurt jobs. It's not an issue for Republicans, since…

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A tell-all book by David Axelrod, one of President Obama's former strategists, reveals that Obama chose Joe Biden as his VP because…

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When I was a kid, you would tune in to 'The Tonight Show' before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big…

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A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil…

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Donald Trump announced that he's running for president. During his speech he told the crowd that if elected he would be 'the…

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A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.

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When you were a kid, it [work in IBM] seemed like an awesome job. I'd get to go to work and have…

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I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the…

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According to a new study, the marijuana in Colorado is almost twice as strong as it was 20 years ago. Of course,…

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