Jobs Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.

— Chuck Palahniuk

A writer’s job is to cultivate what can go wrong.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Imagine how you’d feel if your whole life turned into a job you couldn’t stand.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need.

— Chuck Palahniuk

You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it, or change it.

— Chuck Palahniuk

In good old Colonial Dunsboro, masochism is a valuable job skill. It is in most jobs.

— Chuck Palahniuk

If there’s any trick to doing a job you hate . . . Mrs. Clark says it’s to find a job you…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“There were jobs so bor­ing, you’d find ways to crip­ple your­self so you couldn’t work.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

A writer's job is to cultivate what can go wrong. You're always looking for that dramatic arc of where things can fail.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I'm working harder than I have ever worked in my entire life, but what the hell, my life is my job now,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

It's so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you're one of those space monkeys. You do the little…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Peter used to say that an artist’s job is to make order out of chaos. You collect details, look for a pattern,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I was tired and crazy and rushed, and every time I boarded a plane, I wanted the plane to crash. I envied…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“At the store, they have one-hundred-percent-recycled toilet paper,” Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step…

— Chuck Palahniuk

We want you, not your money. As long as you're at fight club, you're not how much money you've got in the…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The only funny part about Colonial Dunsboro is maybe it's too authentic, but for all the wrong reasons. This whole crowd of…

— Chuck Palahniuk

For sure, they don't teach you this in history class, but in colonial times, the person who got left in the stocks…

— Chuck Palahniuk

You have a class of young strong men and women, and they want to give their lives to something. Advertising has these…

— Chuck Palahniuk