Parenting Quote by Due Date Download Open image “Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can? -Peter” — Due Date ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Parenting
No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains were in the fucking coffee can! -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share Image
Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you closed it.… — Due Date Copy Share Image
“My ashtray is full, the carton of cigarettes is empty, and I just cremated grandpa. But I never inhaled—or told him I loved him.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“preferring to live in the dusty ashes of what he'd once been than to risk the flames” — Kathryn Shay Copy Share Image
“One cannot restore anything from the ashes without building a solid foundation.” — Saveros Pou Copy Share Image
“it is not unusual to sift through ashes and find an unburnt picture” — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
“I took a fresh mug of coffee. Grilling grieving families always goes down better with caffeine.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Don’t ever let a man get the better of you – that’s all Peter is. Just one man. Now, pull yourself together and make… — Joanna Bolouri Copy Share Image
You were like a fucking commando! You were a comanche warrior. -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share Image
You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent — Due Date Copy Share Image
Ethan, you broke the seal when you poured out the coffee, then you poured your father's remains in there and then you closed it.… — Due Date Copy Share Image
I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fucking stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name?… — Due Date Copy Share Image
Nothin' he loved more than jazz music and womens titties. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share Image
Oh, that's me. I'm just masturbating. Well, if you keep interrupting me it will take a little bit longer. But usually it just takes… — Due Date Copy Share Image
I can't believe I did that! Sorry, Peter. I'm so sorry. I didn't think it was loaded. I'm so embaressed. Pull over. -Ethan Tremblay — Due Date Copy Share Image
Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit! -Peter Highman — Due Date Copy Share Image
My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Of all the people who have affected my life and influenced the choices I've made, none has been more important than my father. I… — Teddy Atlas Copy Share Image
“William didn't look like he'd be difficult about anything - he was thin and sandy-haired and already wore eyeglasses like his father. Most of… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
I know for my wife and I, we always loved the idea of being young parents. It is an incredibly inspiring and challenging job… — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
“Conception is the beginning of human life. From the time that an ovum is fertilized a new life begins that is neither that of… — Declaration on Procured Abortion Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith 1974 Copy Share Image
“As members of the Church, there are things you cannot do. For one, you cannot take a Las Vegas-style vacation. I do not know… — William Grant Bangerter Copy Share Image
“That’s all! Now either leave us alone or join us as a father rather than a receiver of sacrifices. You have the choice of… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
(knitting while on a motorcycle) "For several years she knitted in secret (my father would not approve; she was to concentrate on motorcycling and… — Elizabeth Zimmermann Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
My parents were not musical, and they were not effervescent people; everything was very quiet. The music that I played was loud; it used… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent. — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image