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“S- Some info on your names. What's with the paywall in this stuff? Should I be concerned you're looking into dead women? P.S. My…

— Erika Swyler

I've been called a lot of things.

— Terry McAuliffe

I've been called a lot of things. I just don't care.

— Nancy Mace

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.

— Johnny Vegas

I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I…

— Freddie Prinze, Jr

My telephone manners were, well, offensive to some. As I lugged my cell around, yammering away, I noticed cold stares from passersby who viewed…

— Kara Swisher

I find when most people are offended, it's phony. It's an attention-seeking device. So I love to call them out on it from stage.

— Jim Norton

“I had just finished cleaning up after breakfast when my cell phone rang. The caller identification came across as ‘G-Man’? “Hello?” “Hey baby,” the…

— Andrea Smith

When I'm going down the street I get called a fag all the time. I'm still getting called the same names as when I…

— Pete Wentz

When I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me.

— Fran Lebowitz

There are more and more taboos about calling something, anything, ugly.

— Susan Sontag

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing…

— Cynthia Heimel