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To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

— Josh Billings

If you're dude, and you're still living at the crib, at home, and you're not taking care of your kid, that's the worst thing…

— Rozonda Thomas

“Once your baby starts to walk you’ll realize why cribs are designed like prisons from the early 1900s. This is clearly because toddlers are…

— Jim Gaffigan

I made a terrible mistake. I got caught up in the excitement of the moment. I would never intentionally endanger the lives of my…

— Michael Jackson

“Once your baby starts to walk you’ll realize why cribs are designed like prisons from the early 1900s. This is clearly because toddlers are…

— Jim Gaffigan

I can't imagine laying a finger on my kids. I go the other way and probably because my father was so abusive.

— Billy Bob Thornton

“On the flight over to Chicago, I thought of a story Mom had once told me from her days as a pediatric nurse. "There…

— Anthony Rapp

Parents must be treated with respect, whether one wants to strangle them or not.

— Loretta Chase

Sometimes to save a little child, you have to hurt him a little bit and then making it up afterwards by giving him more…

— Terry Mark

It's hard to send your baby off on a plane without you, though that's less reasonable, because sending him off in a car is…

— Carolyn Hax

Parents have to understand: if your kid isn't you, don't blame the kid.

— Anonymous

“As you become aware of life, you will begin to see the root cause to all your actions and reactions. Then you will realize…

— Osho