I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks. — Joan Walsh Anglund Copy Share Image
A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school. — Barbara Dana Copy Share Image
Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So. . .you're black. — Al Roker Copy Share Image
I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a typical college girl; I love to shop and gossip with my roommates about boys and whatnot. — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get… — Richard D. Wolff Copy Share Image
When I was doing 'Spring Awakening' the first couple of years I was living in New York, I was gay, and I… — Jonathan Groff Copy Share Image
I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates… — Martin Yan Copy Share Image
“Another friend of mine once told me in a deep depression that his marriage was "like running a preschool with a roommate… — Nigel Marsh Copy Share Image
I was always a fan but me and Kevin Pattero, he was a friend of mine who trained for the Olympic games… — Ric Flair Copy Share Image
I am proud of having drawn the first comic about a lesbian - and it didn't even occur to me that I… — Trina Robbins Copy Share Image
“How did I get here? We’re Three’s Company. Spencer is airhead Chrissy, Ford is intellectual Janet, and I’m pretending to be gay… — J.A. Huss Copy Share Image
“My roommate’s not suicidal But it sounds sexier than saying that she closes her eyes sometimes when she’s changing lanes.” — Chad Anderson Copy Share Image
I guess it's hard, being apart all the time." "It really is. If Lucas were still here, everything would be different." Vic's… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
When people ask me what I miss most about the game, it's being in the locker room and getting to know the… — Earl Monroe Copy Share Image
“Twice I'd come home as they were finishing, and, honestly, I cannot think of a lonelier sound on a Saturday night than… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
I don't actually have cable. I watch TV, but only shows that I buy on DVD. As a result my TV rage… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“Her roommate was at the table with a grin that was all trouble. “So you’re not going to tell me about last… — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I'd classify any topics as off-limits, but I don't look for new territories to offend. There's my joke about… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
From what my friends tell me, apparently some guys can be pretty intimidated by me when they find out what I do.… — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
My one-time roommate Claire had inherited the house from her uncle, and when she went off to bigger and better things, she’d… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“It was great not having a roommate. I didn’t have to turn the lights off and go to bed, like, ever. I… — Cat Marnell Copy Share Image
I produced a play in New York that got nominated for an Outer Critics Circle Award for Best American Play.The play is… — Adam Richman Copy Share Image
I was interested in the question of the power of religious organizations to effect public policy in a negative way. When I… — Barry W. Lynn Copy Share Image
And then there were the wallflowers who had recognized for years that the thing was hopeless, who had found in that information… — Renata Adler Copy Share Image
“Her best friend and the best friend’s cousin also lived in our dorm. I went once to an ice cream shop with… — Tijan Copy Share Image
“Kate is my roommate, and she has chosen today of all days to succumb to the flu. Therefore, she cannot attend the… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“us, Will had invited his camp counselor buddy, Dylan, and Dylan had brought along his roommate, this annoying kid named Sanjay. I… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
The people who know Ted Cruz best despise him, including his former college roommate. — David Brock Copy Share Image
All up in my room but I aint tryna roommate her, She all up in my drawers like like its room raiders. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
