Roommate Quote by Chad Anderson

“You didn’t seem to see me as a woman any more. I was just this . . . roommate. A roommate you barely spoke to. I…

— Carol Mason

“Your eyelashes make mine want to commit suicide from shame.”

— Kasie West

“Twice I'd come home as they were finishing, and, honestly, I cannot think of a lonelier sound on a Saturday night than one's roommate…

— Aimee Bender

“I'm only sleeping on your couch because my boyfriend of two years decided it would be fun to screw my roommate and I really…

— Colleen Hoover

“Well, you’re my roommate. You’ve smoked my pot. That makes us bros. It’s not really anything crazy, though. We just meet a couple times…

— Jasinda Wilder

“I woke up on my sister's couch with a raging hangover and an urge to kill my wife.”

— Gillian Flynn

“You never live with a woman, you live inside of her, I overheard my father say to my brother once, and it was, indeed,…

— Carmen Maria Machado

“I stumble downstairs unsure, but hopeful to find more masturbation material. When I find the living room completely quiet and empty, I almost shed…

— Sadie Grubor

“Saying to herself out loud so just maybe someone will hear her, even though by now everyone's in bed, "I'm so tired I could…

— Fanny Britt

“She’d read somewhere that suicide was a permanent solution to a temporary problem.”

— Joy Ellis

“Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it”

— Anonymous

“She’s beautiful. Her responsiveness is intoxicating. I have to have this woman.”

— D.L. Hess