All up in my room but I aint tryna roommate her, She all up in my drawers like like its room raiders. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
“The qualities we appreciate in a character are not the same as those we would look for in a college roommate.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“You’re getting a new roommate. Now be nice. I’ve heard stories about you.” She wagged a finger at him. Ben” — Annabeth Albert Copy Share Image
I used to arm wrestle my roommate in college. Based on that, I'm in pretty good shape. — Dasha Zhukova Copy Share Image
I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Shooting him a glare that says "mess with my roommate any more and I'll stab you with a spork” — Stacey Mosteller Copy Share Image
When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I've never really lived with somebody. Only for very brief periods. I learned I'm not a good roommate. I'm better off when… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open...… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“When she left I realized my roommate, Dave, was awake the whole time and was witness to my entire interaction with Heather.… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“Well, you’re my roommate. You’ve smoked my pot. That makes us bros. It’s not really anything crazy, though. We just meet a… — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t the best idea Aaron Foster had ever come up with, but he was desperate. It had been three months since… — Staci Stallings Copy Share Image
After about a month of living on my own, I began to feel it. I bought some plants. I remember I named… — Kristy Swanson Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Will you live over there?" Phury asked. "Live over where?" Butch cut in. "You mean you won't be able to fight with… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Before Clary could respond, Jace’s eyes slid open. He looked up at the warlock, dazzled and dizzy. “What are you doing here?”… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Every player had a roommate for out-of-town games, so I had to slip into the bathroom early each morning and secretly take… — Ron Santo Copy Share Image
Seth [Rogen] had written a script with this guy, Evan [Goldberg], who none of us knew, and he was prepared to move… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
She told her therapist it reminded her of coming home the summer after her freshman year at Rutgers, stepping back into the… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
My college roommate is moving to Colorado now. Can someone help him pack his black-light posters? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting to be the 'weird roommate' on a sitcom was a dream come true. — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
I hope my college roommate is freaking awesome! I don't want to be stuck with some freak. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I keep a pretty low profile. I live in Culver City with some roommates. I don't do the whole 'Hollywood' thing. — Cory Monteith Copy Share Image
He was so romantic. He always made sure that his roommate was asleep before we'd do it. — Grace Copy Share Image
I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space! — Ashley Benson Copy Share Image
Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like a college roommate you were a crappy friend that took more than you gave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I liked watching myself on TV. My first job was hosting the 'Roommate Game'. — Dave Annable Copy Share Image
The fact that my college roommate & I are on the same page about our room set up and decorations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh shit! Albright? He blogged about you. You don't want to read it. -Erica's Roommate — The Social Network Copy Share Image
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