Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really important to me. Things… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So. . .you're black. — Al Roker Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them… — Tatyana Ali Copy Share Image
I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
My students often say, 'My roommate read this story and really liked it,' and it's hard to convince them that there are… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get… — Richard D. Wolff Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
She told her therapist it reminded her of coming home the summer after her freshman year at Rutgers, stepping back into the… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
I remember when I was in college, I used to watch Julia Child's cooking show during dinner and joke with my roommates… — Martin Yan Copy Share Image
I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Before Simon could answer, he heard the sound of the front door opening. He looked daggers at Jace. "That's my roommate. Kyle.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open...… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I'm a typical college girl; I love to shop and gossip with my roommates about boys and whatnot. — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
I actually knew Sully's sister, and I was in a band called Stripmind, and then I became roommates with Sully and being… — Robbie Merrill Copy Share Image
I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That's not… — Kim Raver Copy Share Image
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I'm not sure I'd classify any topics as off-limits, but I don't look for new territories to offend. There's my joke about… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks. — Joan Walsh Anglund Copy Share Image
