Facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Funny facebook status
If I get murdered in the city. Go read the letter in my desk. Don't bother with all my belongings. Pay attention to the… — The Avett Brothers Copy Share Image
When I moved out to Los Angeles, I did what a lot of people my age do: I found some roommates and house on… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
I've found all of my apartments on Craigslist. I've got good Craigslist luck. I just sit on my couch and really focus on it,… — Zoe Kravitz Copy Share Image
We have been roommates our entire lives. We just bought a place together. — Mary-Kate Olsen Copy Share Image
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Looking around your house for places to hide in case a murder ever breaks in to your house... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lived with a bunch of guys for about a year in L.A. when I was younger. But I never had a weird roommate… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
