Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My idea of being a nice dog stops short of getting murdered for it.” — John R. Erickson Copy Share Image
“But the thing is, you see -and to be honest, I don't like to mention this- I'm a bit short. There just… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
The phone ringing and ringing but no one picking up hoping my mom gets this message of what the world is bringing… — Jonathan Croft Copy Share Image
Always Wear Flats and Have Your Friends Sleep Over: A Step-by-Step How-To Guide for Avoiding Getting Murdered — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
