I lived with a bunch of guys for about a year in L.A. when I was younger. But I never had a… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
The best training is to read and write, no matter what. Don't live with a lover or roommate who doesn't respect your… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That's not… — Kim Raver Copy Share Image
In my 20s, I was a freelance writer with little money and living in a rabbit warren one-and-a-half-bedroom with a roommate. — Alissa Quart Copy Share Image
I love to roll out of bed and throw something on. I had this roommate in college who would get up almost… — Kim Raver Copy Share Image
Down payment on the Jaguar, your roommate got credit. 12 months on the lease, that's a come up baby don't you ever… — Drake Copy Share Image
My daughter MacKenzie is so important to me. I have a tattoo on my arm for her. My roommate gave me the… — Mike Evans Copy Share Image
“I'm only sleeping on your couch because my boyfriend of two years decided it would be fun to screw my roommate and… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother -… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
When I was 16, I was in Boston and some friends said, 'You want to go to New York?,' I went with… — Stana Katic Copy Share Image
Anyone who has ever tried to share pizza iwth roommates knows that Communism cannot ever work. If Lenin and Marx had just… — Daniel Suarez Copy Share Image
“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
He isn’t like us Low. You know that right.” I knew what Cage was saying. Marcus was out of my league. He… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
My students often say, 'My roommate read this story and really liked it,' and it's hard to convince them that there are… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“ When they arrived at his apartment, Allen's roommate Tim, was lying on the faux black leather sofa in the living room watching… — Monica Mathis-Stowe Copy Share Image
I moved to Paris and I didn't really know what I wanted to do, but I moved in with a friend who… — Pauline Chalamet Copy Share Image
I gained the weight on purpose for 'Little Nicky,' and it was one of those cases where I'd done a few roles… — Allen Covert Copy Share Image
[Juan Wauters] got the tips for Queens because he grew up there.So him and my roommate, Matt Volz, they hooked me up,… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really important to me. Things… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
“Babies are the worst roommates. They’re unemployed. They don’t pay rent. They keep insane hours. Their hygiene is horrible. If you had… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them… — Tatyana Ali Copy Share Image
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“My roommate sits on the couch doing something on his laptop computer and I look at a half-filled coffee cup on the… — Sam Pink Copy Share Image
Whether we live alone or with other people, few acknowledge the presence of another roommate. This roommate is named 'Things' and the… — Fumio Sasaki Copy Share Image
I actually knew Sully's sister, and I was in a band called Stripmind, and then I became roommates with Sully and being… — Robbie Merrill Copy Share Image
I moved in with a roommate who told me, 'Stay with me until you can afford rent. Don't give up.' People who… — Chrissy Metz Copy Share Image
My roommate in college in Austin, Texas, was Wes Anderson. Wes always wanted to be a director. I was an English major… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“There is little worse than when the person to whom you want to apologize is having great sex in your room.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud. — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
One really smart way for a straight guy to get chicks without leaving home is by having a gay roommate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash? — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator. — Heather Morris Copy Share Image
I have two roommates, so it's a challenge to keep the house the way I like. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
“You didn’t seem to see me as a woman any more. I was just this . . . roommate. A roommate you barely spoke… — Carol Mason Copy Share Image
“calling her mother who didn’t seem particularly worried, but claimed she had no idea,” Jett said. “The roommate’s gone with her, so… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
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