Apartment Quote by Steven Wright

My apartment was robbed and everything was replaced with exact replicas...I told my roommate and he said 'Do I know you?'

— Steven Wright

While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I…

— Steven Wright

“You’re getting a new roommate. Now be nice. I’ve heard stories about you.” She wagged a finger at him. Ben”

— Annabeth Albert

And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms." What'd they say?" Over…

— Carolyn Mackler

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I…

— Steven Wright

“Lester and I have gotten to know each other and are slowly getting used to living together. We’ve had all the conversations new roommates…

— Chris Colfer

“Oh, I apologize, Padre. I said ‘you will see.’ I forgot that you can’t, in fact, see. So I apologize, but only for the…

— Richard Finney

Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked. “Yeah.” “When?” “Right away.” “How?” I persisted. “We look identical. She even had…

— James Patterson

“... and he looked at me and I looked at him and he said," What's happening here, mister? " and I said," I'm damned…

— Terry Pratchett

“You know something?” Frank said, after a moment. “You’ve got a bad habit of taking too much credit for the stuff other people do…

— Tana French

“He was a roommate-in-law.”

— Rainbow Rowell

“Okay, on my first night, he tried to chat me up. You know how the story goes. ‘You have the most beautiful eyes, I’m…

— Kyra Lennon