You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Because my apartment was roughly the size of a Cheez-It, it didn’t take me long to feel my way to the kitchen… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Cookie had taken her daughter amber to school then walked the thirty-something feet to work earlier. Our business was on the second… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
