“Never let it be said that life in Charley Land wasn’t interesting.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: "Well, that didn't go as planned." - T-Shirt” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life,… — darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“He'd been in surgery for-like-ever, then in recovery, but they put him in a room because, despite the amount of blood loss,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“For the first time in my life, I knew what was at stake. I had answers I no longer wanted. Still, I… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
