I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Cookie saw him, too. "Holy mother of all things sexy," she said, her eyes drinking him in. "Right there with ya.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The realization that Garrett actually had a mother kind of disturbed me. But only for about twelve seconds. I rarely held thoughts… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Dad!” I said, trying to get his attention. “It is so official you are a bad father. Good fathers do not shoot… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating." When I pressed my mouth together,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
She looked at me, confused. “He hardly knew me. My parents dated and got married before we knew what happened. Let’s just… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
