I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Looks like macho boy's cool just melted like a Slush Puppie in August. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
What do I look like, the ghost whisperer? They're loony. I'd have better luck talking to my cousin Alfonso's Chihuahua. At least… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
Then I asked her if she wanted to to the funeral, and my God, the look on her face. You'd think I'd… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - " Man,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
You either fainted or you wanted a much closer look at the cracks in the tile. Either way, you hit hard." "Seriously?"… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
