Morning Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Morning Replaced Stolen Stuff
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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