Don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee. Or after. Or on the weekends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just decided to be more original so from now on I'll be posting pictures of food I eat and tweet 'Good morning'… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Most people are lucky and only look horrible in the mornings. I look horrible at all times during the day. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fuck mornings. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't deal with sleep, sex, or beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You gotta make sure your good morning text is nothing like the one's she gets from other dudes. A simple Good morning… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because I like fucking in the morning doesn't mean that I'm a fucking morning person. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
