Morning Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

Cats have the worst morning breath.

— Nikhil Saluja

Murders should be legally allowed in the morning.

— Nikhil Saluja

Me: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized.

— Nikhil Saluja

I started off my morning on the wrong foot.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have to get up pretty early in the morning to steal newspapers.

— Nikhil Saluja

Morning people are the worst kind of people.

— Nikhil Saluja

Nothing makes my day better than a morning kiss…on my Wife's ass.

— Nikhil Saluja

Fuck mornings. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't deal with sleep, sex, or beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just because I like fucking in the morning doesn't mean that I'm a fucking morning person.

— Nikhil Saluja

You gotta make sure your good morning text is nothing like the one's she gets from other dudes. A simple Good morning…

— Nikhil Saluja

Most people are lucky and only look horrible in the mornings. I look horrible at all times during the day.

— Nikhil Saluja

Just decided to be more original so from now on I'll be posting pictures of food I eat and tweet 'Good morning'…

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of…

— Nikhil Saluja

My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT

— Nikhil Saluja

Saying youll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself its not that important.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee. Or after. Or on the weekends.

— Nikhil Saluja