Morning Quotes by Woody Allen

12 Morning quotes by Woody Allen

Allen’s humor flirts with the absurdities of early‑day life, delivering twelve lines that balance irony with a relatable sense of morning‑time bewilderment.

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People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur…

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People ask me whether I think that one day I might wake up one morning and run dry, but I've had the…

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Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your…

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I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against…

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In fact, when they wake up in the morning, they're Jack Nicholson or Robert De Niro or Josh Brolin. And it's built-in,…

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Life is tough and it's tough whether you're famous or not famous. And in the end it's probably better to be famous…

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In real life I'm not the character I play in my films. I'm reasonably competent, I work very hard, I'm disciplined, I…

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When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and…

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If I just got up in the morning and had no place to go and was retired or something, I would be…

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In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate…

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I could turn on my radio in the morning when I was getting dressed for school and hear Frank Sinatra and Duke…

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I've never been satisfied or even pleased with a film that I've done. I make them, I'm finished, I've never looked at…

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