Ask me Quote by Woody Allen

I don't think of myself as being funny. But life takes strange turns.

— Frank Gorshin

If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.

— Daphne du Maurier

If you think I'm one of the people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably illtempered in the early morning.

— Daphne du Maurier

Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'

— Paul Rudd

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

— Bruce Willis

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

— Denis Leary

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think…

— Christopher Walken

Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I'm not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering…

— Charles Bukowski

People are like, 'How did you get so funny?' And I'm like, 'Wait, am I funny?'

— Sarah Cooper

I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny.

— Lorraine Bracco

I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my audience -…

— Dominic Holland

It is completely usual for me to get up in the morning, take a look around, and laugh out loud.

— Barbara Kingsolver