I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success. — Dominic Holland Little Copy Share Image
I am the first to admit that I have never been a household name. — Dominic Holland Admit Copy Share Image
There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage. — Dominic Holland Comedian Copy Share Image
Seeing a full room of punters queuing for my show is always heartening. — Dominic Holland Always Copy Share Image
Tom has a gilded life which I have had a glimpse of. Yes, he does travel in private jets. — Dominic Holland Gilded Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is the only thing I've ever done naturally. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
My job is to make people laugh. If I've upset them instead, then I haven't done my job properly. — Dominic Holland Done Copy Share Image
The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me. — Dominic Holland Always Copy Share Image
I'm a confident person next to the guy in the street, but if you go into the showbiz world, it seems the… — Dominic Holland Confidence Copy Share Image
Growing up, I was always enthralled by Ronnie Barker. He made my dad howl with laughter, which always intrigued me, and he… — Dominic Holland Dad Copy Share Image
When I phoned up and said, 'Mum, I'm doing a 52-date national tour with Eddie Izzard,' she said 'That's nice, dear. How… — Dominic Holland How Copy Share Image
Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money… — Dominic Holland Better Copy Share Image
I got heckled by a woman, and my riposte fixed upon her unfortunate hair texture, only for her to remove her wig… — Dominic Holland Hair Copy Share Image
All kids should vote - it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can't complain if you haven't voted. — Dominic Holland Complain Copy Share Image
I might get a break again, and I might get back on telly. If I don't, I'll just keep doing stand-up and… — Dominic Holland Again Copy Share Image
I am not a natural show-off. Some of the monster comedians are terrifyingly assured, and I don't have that, and that's held… — Dominic Holland Back Copy Share Image
I've been recognised in garages. I'll be paying for my petrol, and I'll see this guy looking at me, thinking, 'Is it… — Dominic Holland Better Copy Share Image
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of… — Dominic Holland Car Copy Share Image
I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my… — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
In my career, all my most important breaks have come from Edinburgh. Winning awards, being reviewed, bagging my BBCR4 series and the… — Dominic Holland Career Copy Share Image
The house I've bought in London, the holidays, everything has been bought from making people laugh, and if you'd said to me… — Dominic Holland Everything Copy Share Image
No one likes a pushy parent, and, 'pride' being one of the seven deadly sins, I needed to tread very carefully when… — Dominic Holland Being Copy Share Image
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian. — Dominic Holland Always Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
I find it pressurising coming to the Voodoo Rooms to do my hour of comedy. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
Because it's such a good car, I think we'll have a Multipla till the kids leave home, which is tragic because I… — Dominic Holland Car Copy Share Image
Where I live in south London, it is a very Tory area, so a Labour vote is a wasted vote. My leanings… — Dominic Holland Europe Copy Share Image
When I was a little boy, I was fascinated by the way my dad used to laugh at the telly, and from… — Dominic Holland Age Copy Share Image
My story is comic because I've spent vast amounts of effort trying to become a Hollywood screenwriter and made no direct effort… — Dominic Holland Actor Copy Share Image
I even like the Scottish weather because, like everywhere in the U.K., you can't have great beauty without lots of rain. — Dominic Holland Beauty Copy Share Image
I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers. — Dominic Holland Eclipsed Copy Share Image
It is the natural order of things that successive generations will achieve more than their predecessors. — Dominic Holland Achieve Copy Share Image
I had a crisis of confidence and ran away from being a standup for a while. — Dominic Holland Away Copy Share Image
How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs. — Dominic Holland Children Copy Share Image
I like to call myself numerically dyslexic, but officially, I am mathematically thick. — Dominic Holland Am Copy Share Image
