No one likes a pushy parent, and, 'pride' being one of the seven deadly sins, I needed to tread very carefully when… — Dominic Holland Being Copy Share Image
I am not a natural show-off. Some of the monster comedians are terrifyingly assured, and I don't have that, and that's held… — Dominic Holland Back Copy Share Image
I find it pressurising coming to the Voodoo Rooms to do my hour of comedy. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
Many years ago, I was a young and, dare I say it, very hot new comedian. Maybe even the hottest of all… — Dominic Holland Judges Copy Share Image
I even like the Scottish weather because, like everywhere in the U.K., you can't have great beauty without lots of rain. — Dominic Holland Beauty Copy Share Image
When I was a little boy, I was fascinated by the way my dad used to laugh at the telly, and from… — Dominic Holland Age Copy Share Image
There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage. — Dominic Holland Comedian Copy Share Image
My job is to make people laugh. If I've upset them instead, then I haven't done my job properly. — Dominic Holland Done Copy Share Image
My story is comic because I've spent vast amounts of effort trying to become a Hollywood screenwriter and made no direct effort… — Dominic Holland Actor Copy Share Image
How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs. — Dominic Holland Children Copy Share Image
It's because finance is so baffling that makes being an economist such a safe option. It nestles down comfortably with psychiatry and… — Dominic Holland Astrology Copy Share Image
When I do a show, I jot little notes for me to remember, and when the show is done and forgotten, I… — Dominic Holland Car Copy Share Image
Even though Bandos is one of the biggest islands in the Maldives, it only takes 20 minutes to walk round. All it… — Dominic Holland Food Copy Share Image
A barrel of laughs should be enough, but it's not. A good review is official and endures. A bad one is like… — Dominic Holland Bad Copy Share Image
As a parent, I often wonder what I should be encouraging my kids to do for a career. — Dominic Holland Career Copy Share Image
I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers. — Dominic Holland Funny Copy Share Image
I like to call myself numerically dyslexic, but officially, I am mathematically thick. — Dominic Holland Am Copy Share Image
Edinburgh is a world city, visited throughout the year for its beauty and history, but in August, it is the City of… — Dominic Holland Art Copy Share Image
For comics, Edinburgh makes no financial or medical sense. Get an audience; that's the first task. Once the punters are in, simply… — Dominic Holland Audience Copy Share Image
It is the natural order of things that successive generations will achieve more than their predecessors. — Dominic Holland Achieve Copy Share Image
Invest your money safely. Avoid the risky lure of spectacular returns; go for an investment that cannot lose its value. This is… — Dominic Holland Investing Copy Share Image
I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire. — Dominic Holland Am Copy Share Image
I had a crisis of confidence and ran away from being a standup for a while. — Dominic Holland Away Copy Share Image
