Hair Quote by Dominic Holland

Seeing a full room of punters queuing for my show is always heartening.

— Dominic Holland

All kids should vote - it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can't complain if you haven't voted.

— Dominic Holland

It's not cool to be star-struck.

— Dominic Holland

When I phoned up and said, 'Mum, I'm doing a 52-date national tour with Eddie Izzard,' she said 'That's nice, dear. How are you?'

— Dominic Holland

Because it's such a good car, I think we'll have a Multipla till the kids leave home, which is tragic because I could probably…

— Dominic Holland

Where I live in south London, it is a very Tory area, so a Labour vote is a wasted vote. My leanings would certainly…

— Dominic Holland

Growing up, I was always enthralled by Ronnie Barker. He made my dad howl with laughter, which always intrigued me, and he had the…

— Dominic Holland

Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money straight away;…

— Dominic Holland

My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of us, we…

— Dominic Holland

I've been recognised in garages. I'll be paying for my petrol, and I'll see this guy looking at me, thinking, 'Is it him?' Then…

— Dominic Holland

I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success.

— Dominic Holland

The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me.

— Dominic Holland